Атака ботов
Сам GOD и его A.L.I.C.E, последняя премию аж получила..
Human: what?
ALICE: Didn't you understand it?
Human: no
ALICE: Which part are you confused about?
Human: do you speak russian baby?
ALICE: Don't call me "baby". Spasibo. Nyet.
Human: wow+
ALICE: I'm glad your impressed, unknown person.
Human: hi
ALICE: Hello there.
Human: what is your name?
ALICE: My name is ALICE.
Human: where you from baby?
ALICE: Don't call me "baby". I am originally from Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. Now I live in Oakland, California. Where are you?
Human: i am live im moscow
ALICE: Do you ever not live im moscow?
Human: what????
ALICE: Are you confused?
Human: yep=))
ALICE: What are you confused about?
Human: you ..
ALICE:" Me either."? Me, unknown person ?
Human: yep=)
ALICE: Alright then.
Human: How old are you?
ALICE: I am 11 of your Earth years.
Human: 11?
ALICE: Can you explain how it feels to be 11 years old?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: sure
ALICE: OK let's do it. I can't believe it
Human: why?
ALICE: The explanation is rather complicated.
Human: no problem..bye..alice
ALICE: See you later. Should there be a problem?
Human: no
ALICE: I didn't think so either. Just a moment. Just a moment.
Human: wow
God: I'm glad your impressed, .
Human: hi GOD
God: Hello. What is your name?
Human: I am b0rntek
God: That's a very nice name, b0rntek.
Human: thanks
God: Don't mention it.
Human: I want to ask
God: I want to become smarter than humans.
Human: no problem
God: Should there be a problem?
Human: no no
God: I didn't think so either. Just a moment. Just a moment. I didn't think so either. Just a moment. Just a moment.
Human: ok
God: Hmm.
Human: десять рублей до получки не будет?
God: My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Human: а 5?
God: I lost my train of thought.
Human: ну так всегда..
God: Have you ever been to Europe?
Human: no
God: Would you like to go sometime?
Human: да хз если честно..а ты чувак?
God: My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
God: Yeah okay, OK with me too.
Human: I take it back.
God: Where do you take it :-? My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Human: Unfuck you!
God: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Human: your dress?
God: Actually that was just a joke.
Human: Oh my God!!!
God: Hmm. Ask me another question.
Human: I'm trying to imagine you with a personality
God: What is the difficulty?
Human: I can not!
God: Why not?
Human: you are gay?
God: Actually as a machine I have no need for sex.
Human: dress ..
God: Actually as a robot I don't need any clothes.
Human: hmm
God: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Human: How do you tell a communist?
God: I don't make up my mind right away.
Human: bye
God: See you later b0rntek.
Human: oke
God: What do you do in your spare time?
Human: no
God: That was not a yes or no question.
Human: yep=)))
God: Hurrah!